THE DRESS

I am dying here. Went to a wedding this week and this super skinny gorgeous chick I know got married in this super gorgeous fully beaded, form fitting dress. Which is kinda what I saw myself in. But that's not what I got. Want to see what I did get? Dan, don't look. It is for real my dress.

Ignore my fugly facial expressions.

And I saw myself in something like this:

but every time I tried dresses like those on I felt like it made my hips look big. So who knows. I'm retarded. And clearly don't have enough going on in my life.

Any anyway, getting a new dress is so not in the cards for me. Girl mentioned above whose wedding I just went to, she got 3 dresses. My mom would straight up slaughter me. I couldn't pay for it. And my dad hasn't been working for a while now. She's already freaking out about paying for the damn wedding, much less a new dress. I am so indecisive. Ugh. I feel so guilty.